BARGAIN BIN REVIEW
Reviewing the movies
no one else will touch.
no one else will touch.
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THE TROLL CHALLENGE
One of these things is not like the other...
What makes a troll a troll? Trolls don't have a common physical trait the way fairies,
dwarves and elves do. Even pinning down a troll's disposition is difficult to do -- they're
just... trollish. And yet, everyone can think of a troll they've met in their lives.
With that in mind (and the readers clamoring for a troll movie), this Troll Challenge was
assembled and our readers were put to the test:
One of these things is not like the other...
What makes a troll a troll? Trolls don't have a common physical trait the way fairies,
dwarves and elves do. Even pinning down a troll's disposition is difficult to do -- they're
just... trollish. And yet, everyone can think of a troll they've met in their lives.
With that in mind (and the readers clamoring for a troll movie), this Troll Challenge was
assembled and our readers were put to the test:
One of these trolls is not like the other, one of these trolls just doesn't belong. But which
one, and why? Here are the five best responses...
one, and why? Here are the five best responses...
"Yea, number four doesn't belong... it's
the only scary troll... the others are
MUCH cuddlier!"
-- Steve A.
the only scary troll... the others are
MUCH cuddlier!"
-- Steve A.
"Gotta be #1, the only troll that spends
at least three hours a day on its hair."
-- Lady Q.
at least three hours a day on its hair."
-- Lady Q.
"Obviously the third one. This is the
only troll to have hung out with V-Mort."
-- Paul E.
only troll to have hung out with V-Mort."
-- Paul E.
"Sir, I take personal offense to this
contest. "Troll #4" is in fact the
second-highest ranking government
official in the nation with nearly 40 years
serving the American people. He's also a
warm and tender father and a smoldering
master of erotica in the bedroom."
-- Lynne from WY
contest. "Troll #4" is in fact the
second-highest ranking government
official in the nation with nearly 40 years
serving the American people. He's also a
warm and tender father and a smoldering
master of erotica in the bedroom."
-- Lynne from WY
And our winner...
"The one on the top right (#2), because
he is the only one that wasn't built by a
power-mad industrial empire."
-- Steve W.
he is the only one that wasn't built by a
power-mad industrial empire."
-- Steve W.
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