WINNER BY A NOSE
Ways Oscar-bait puts the "special" in special effects.
What is in a nose that can make it smell so sweet? Nose hair. Nose gay. Nose cone.
Nosebleed. Nose candy. A nose for gold? Time to tackle a theory I've taken for granted
far too long:
NOLAHN'S THESIS: Uglification of hot actress = Oscar gold
Let's take a look at Exhibit #1...
Ways Oscar-bait puts the "special" in special effects.
What is in a nose that can make it smell so sweet? Nose hair. Nose gay. Nose cone.
Nosebleed. Nose candy. A nose for gold? Time to tackle a theory I've taken for granted
far too long:
NOLAHN'S THESIS: Uglification of hot actress = Oscar gold
Let's take a look at Exhibit #1...
THE HOURS
(2002, 114 Minutes, Rated PG-13)
It only feels that long.
We start off in England, 1941, where we see Nicole Kidman and her big nose write a letter to
her husband about how happy she is in their marriage... and then strolls off to committ suicide.
We then move to the opening credits, featuring women through the ages who are all too
depressed to get out of bed.
Yeah, this is gonna be a real feel-good experience.
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(2002, 114 Minutes, Rated PG-13)
It only feels that long.
We start off in England, 1941, where we see Nicole Kidman and her big nose write a letter to
her husband about how happy she is in their marriage... and then strolls off to committ suicide.
We then move to the opening credits, featuring women through the ages who are all too
depressed to get out of bed.
Yeah, this is gonna be a real feel-good experience.
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