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SOMMELIER SERVICE
100TH REVIEW SPECIAL: The Bargain Bin Review pairs fine spirits with
less-than-fine b-movie genres.
100TH REVIEW SPECIAL: The Bargain Bin Review pairs fine spirits with
less-than-fine b-movie genres.
Running a popular b-movie review site as I do, people stop me on the street all the time with
questions. Hardly a day goes by when someone comes up to me and asks such things as: “How
do you sit through so many bad movies?” and “How do you keep your hair so think and luxurious?”
We’ll save my hair treatment regime for another day. Instead, let’s look at how I manage to sit
through all those bad movies.
Part of the solution is stiff professionalism -- they don’t hand out the title of "Chief Reviewing
Officer" to just anyone. Part of it is endurance, kind of like when spies give themselves small
doses of poison to build up an immunity to it. And part of it involves generous amounts of alcohol.
questions. Hardly a day goes by when someone comes up to me and asks such things as: “How
do you sit through so many bad movies?” and “How do you keep your hair so think and luxurious?”
We’ll save my hair treatment regime for another day. Instead, let’s look at how I manage to sit
through all those bad movies.
Part of the solution is stiff professionalism -- they don’t hand out the title of "Chief Reviewing
Officer" to just anyone. Part of it is endurance, kind of like when spies give themselves small
doses of poison to build up an immunity to it. And part of it involves generous amounts of alcohol.
Let me be perfectly clear: I am not endorsing the excessive
consumption of alcohol. I’m just saying that sometimes
alcohol is the answer.
Now just because you’re having people over to check out
David Hasselhoff's latest epic or a half-baked monstrosity
from The Asylum doesn’t mean you serve any ol’ hooch you
have around the house. We’re not savages, for cryin‘ out
loud.
Amazingly, after consulting many of the world's best
sommeliers, we've found that the proper pairing of booze and
b-movies is unexplored terrain. So for months, the Bargain
Bin Review's team of scientists have been compiling data
from the two things we've researched extensively: bad movies
and alcohol.
And now, as a special service to you, we have paired the best
adult beverages to accent your b-movie of choice.
consumption of alcohol. I’m just saying that sometimes
alcohol is the answer.
Now just because you’re having people over to check out
David Hasselhoff's latest epic or a half-baked monstrosity
from The Asylum doesn’t mean you serve any ol’ hooch you
have around the house. We’re not savages, for cryin‘ out
loud.
Amazingly, after consulting many of the world's best
sommeliers, we've found that the proper pairing of booze and
b-movies is unexplored terrain. So for months, the Bargain
Bin Review's team of scientists have been compiling data
from the two things we've researched extensively: bad movies
and alcohol.
And now, as a special service to you, we have paired the best
adult beverages to accent your b-movie of choice.
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