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THE 2012 BINNIE AWARDS
Celebrating the very best of the bad we sat through in 2011.
The votes are in, and it's time to announce the winners of our 4th Annual Binnie Awards!
This is normally the part where someone says it's just an honor to be nominated, but who are we
kidding?
The winners are listed below, and if you feel so moved, you can always check out the Nomination
Special hosted by our 2011 Patron Saint of The Bin, Tommy Wiseau, over at the Bloggin Bin Revue.
Celebrating the very best of the bad we sat through in 2011.
The votes are in, and it's time to announce the winners of our 4th Annual Binnie Awards!
This is normally the part where someone says it's just an honor to be nominated, but who are we
kidding?
The winners are listed below, and if you feel so moved, you can always check out the Nomination
Special hosted by our 2011 Patron Saint of The Bin, Tommy Wiseau, over at the Bloggin Bin Revue.
| BEST TAKE ON A TIRED GENRE WINNER: TIE! Lots of good choices, coming down to a dead heat between protagonist zombies and killer tires. |
| MOST CRIMINALLY MISLEADING TITLE WINNER: THE ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC ZOMBIE Winner in a walk-off! That's what happens when one title character doesn't show up 'til the very end. |
| MOST SHAMELESS MOCKBUSTER WINNER: TIE! This year, there was plenty of shamelessness to go around for both 18-Year-Old Virgin and The Da Vinci Treasure. |
| CRAPPIEST CRAP OF THE TITANS WINNER: PLANET OF THE APES We admit, not a strong field this year, but a worthy winner nevertheless. |
| PERSON WHO LEAST DESERVES TO BE IN A BIN-CALIBRE FILM WINNER: JOHN HAWKES The estemed star of "Deadwood," Winter's Bone, Martha Macy May Marlene and more... is here. |
| BEST READER RECOMMENDATION WINNER: SHARK ATTACK 3 Seriously? We should have reviewed this film a long, long time ago. |
| BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN INANIMATE OBJECT WINNER: ROBERT THE TIRE Let's be honest: This one was a gimmie. Hell, Robert the Tire gives a better performance than most actors featured on this site. |
| MOST UNINTENTIONALLY LAUGHABLE MOMENT WINNER: TIE! With so many good choices this year, it not hard to imagine how voters were tied between the coat hangers and "the line." |
| 2012 PATRON SAINT OF THE 'BIN WINNER: BRUCE CAMPBELL Hail to the King, baby! Despite a number of strong contenders, the star of The Evil Dead and Bubba Ho-Tep steamrollered his way to sainthood. |
| MOVIE YOU STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IS A MOVIE WINNER: RUBBER This is the story of a sentient, telekinetic killer car tire. Yeah, we can't believe this is a movie either. |
