|BEST TAKE ON A TIRED GENRE
Lots of good choices, coming down to a dead heat
between protagonist zombies and killer tires.
|MOST CRIMINALLY MISLEADING TITLE
THE ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC ZOMBIE
Winner in a walk-off! That's what happens when
one title character doesn't show up 'til the very end.
|MOST SHAMELESS MOCKBUSTER
This year, there was plenty of shamelessness
to go around for both 18-Year-Old Virgin and
The Da Vinci Treasure.
|CRAPPIEST CRAP OF THE TITANS
WINNER: PLANET OF THE APES
We admit, not a strong field this year, but a
worthy winner nevertheless.
|PERSON WHO LEAST DESERVES TO BE
IN A BIN-CALIBRE FILM
WINNER: JOHN HAWKES
The estemed star of "Deadwood," Winter's Bone,
Martha Macy May Marlene and more... is here.
|BEST READER RECOMMENDATION
WINNER: SHARK ATTACK 3
Seriously? We should have reviewed this film
a long, long time ago.
|BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN
WINNER: ROBERT THE TIRE
Let's be honest: This one was a gimmie.
Hell, Robert the Tire gives a better performance
than most actors featured on this site.
With so many good choices this year, it not
hard to imagine how voters were tied
between the coat hangers and "the line."
|2012 PATRON SAINT OF THE 'BIN
WINNER: BRUCE CAMPBELL
Hail to the King, baby! Despite a number of
strong contenders, the star of The Evil
Dead and Bubba Ho-Tep steamrollered
his way to sainthood.
|MOVIE YOU STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IS A MOVIE
This is the story of a sentient, telekinetic killer car tire.
Yeah, we can't believe this is a movie either.