THE 2010 BINNIE AWARDS
Celebrating the crappiest that 2009 had to offer.
The votes are in, and now we know who is The Binniest of them all! There's nothing but winners on this
page (with a notable exception, as you'll see).
If you want to see the full voting results, head on over to the Bloggin' Bin Revue.
Celebrating the crappiest that 2009 had to offer.
The votes are in, and now we know who is The Binniest of them all! There's nothing but winners on this
page (with a notable exception, as you'll see).
If you want to see the full voting results, head on over to the Bloggin' Bin Revue.
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Eight down, four to go. Don't forget that you can check out the full voting results
over at the Bloggin' Bin Revue.
Our four major awards, including BINNIE CONTROVERSY!!! All that and more
await you on the next page!
over at the Bloggin' Bin Revue.
Our four major awards, including BINNIE CONTROVERSY!!! All that and more
await you on the next page!
BEST TAKE ON THE VAMPIRE GENRE
WINNER: VAMPIRES IMPERSONATING RABBITS
(RoboVampire)
Strangely, this film does not feature robotic vampires. Instead, this Hong
Kong feature stars a cheap knock-off of RoboCop taking on
Chinese-style vampires known for their hopping. No turning into a bat or
super speed or even striding dramatically into rooms -- just hopping.
Needless to say, the chase scene leaves something to be desired.
WINNER: VAMPIRES IMPERSONATING RABBITS
(RoboVampire)
Strangely, this film does not feature robotic vampires. Instead, this Hong
Kong feature stars a cheap knock-off of RoboCop taking on
Chinese-style vampires known for their hopping. No turning into a bat or
super speed or even striding dramatically into rooms -- just hopping.
Needless to say, the chase scene leaves something to be desired.
BEST GIANT MONSTROSITY
WINNER: Mega Shark (Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus)
The runaway winner of this Binnie is the Mega Shark. Admittedly, he
doesn’t have as much screentime as we would have liked, but he makes
the most of the time he was given. Not like the Giant Octopus — oh, Giant
Octopus has taken out an oil rig, YAWN! Unlike his nemesis, the Mega
Shark gave us plenty of sizzle. Pictured here is the Mega Shark taking out
the Golden Gate Bridge — that thing’s been askin’ for it for years. And
then there’s the money shot, which has been examined in great detail
here at the Bloggin’ Bin Revue.
WINNER: Mega Shark (Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus)
The runaway winner of this Binnie is the Mega Shark. Admittedly, he
doesn’t have as much screentime as we would have liked, but he makes
the most of the time he was given. Not like the Giant Octopus — oh, Giant
Octopus has taken out an oil rig, YAWN! Unlike his nemesis, the Mega
Shark gave us plenty of sizzle. Pictured here is the Mega Shark taking out
the Golden Gate Bridge — that thing’s been askin’ for it for years. And
then there’s the money shot, which has been examined in great detail
here at the Bloggin’ Bin Revue.
MOST CRIMINALLY MISLEADING TITLE
WINNER: RoboVampire and The Black Godfather (TIE)
One fails to feature a robotic vampire. The other fails to feature
anything resembling a ghetto fabulous version of The Godfather. The
voters just couldn't decide between the two.
WINNER: RoboVampire and The Black Godfather (TIE)
One fails to feature a robotic vampire. The other fails to feature
anything resembling a ghetto fabulous version of The Godfather. The
voters just couldn't decide between the two.
MOST SHAMELESS MOCKBUSTER
WINNER: Snakes on a Train
Look at it. Just look at this piss-poor excuse of a movie. If there's a film that least
deserves to be, we can't think of one. Somewhere out there is a legion of aspiring
filmmakers spitting nails over the fact that they can't get their project made yet
Snakes on a Train exists.
WINNER: Snakes on a Train
Look at it. Just look at this piss-poor excuse of a movie. If there's a film that least
deserves to be, we can't think of one. Somewhere out there is a legion of aspiring
filmmakers spitting nails over the fact that they can't get their project made yet
Snakes on a Train exists.
CRAPPIEST CRAP OF THE TITAN
WINNER: The Adventures of Pluto Nash and Gigli (TIE)
Voters just couldn't decide which movie they hated more. We can't
say we blame them. Both very much deserve this Binnie.
WINNER: The Adventures of Pluto Nash and Gigli (TIE)
Voters just couldn't decide which movie they hated more. We can't
say we blame them. Both very much deserve this Binnie.
WORST CRIME AGAINST FASHION
WINNER: THE GREEN LANTERS (Justice League of America)
We’re going to side-step the fact that the surly Guy Gardner is depicted here a
sensitive, romantic soul (BOOOOO!) and go straight for the fact that the GREEN
Lantern is decked out in TEAL. Like the Green Lantern costume isn’t kind of
ridiculous enough… teal? C’mon! Teal is one of those colors popular in the early ’
90s that we as a society wish we could un-invent.
WINNER: THE GREEN LANTERS (Justice League of America)
We’re going to side-step the fact that the surly Guy Gardner is depicted here a
sensitive, romantic soul (BOOOOO!) and go straight for the fact that the GREEN
Lantern is decked out in TEAL. Like the Green Lantern costume isn’t kind of
ridiculous enough… teal? C’mon! Teal is one of those colors popular in the early ’
90s that we as a society wish we could un-invent.
PERSON WHO LEAST DESERVES TO
SHOW UP IN A 'BIN-CALIBRE FILM
WINNER: PETER CUSHING and CHRISTOPHER LEE
(Dracula A.D. 1972)
Here we have a pair of stellar actors, the most famous acting duo in
the horror genre. Both have been both knighted by the Queen. Yeah,
Cushing and Lee pretty much had this one in the bag.
SHOW UP IN A 'BIN-CALIBRE FILM
WINNER: PETER CUSHING and CHRISTOPHER LEE
(Dracula A.D. 1972)
Here we have a pair of stellar actors, the most famous acting duo in
the horror genre. Both have been both knighted by the Queen. Yeah,
Cushing and Lee pretty much had this one in the bag.
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN
INANIMATE OBJECT
WINNER: DIASATO'S HAIR (Big Man Japan)
Whether in it's flaccid hippie state or on end and ready for action,
Diasato's hair showed itself to be more dynamic than Diasato himself.
That's not a complement.
INANIMATE OBJECT
WINNER: DIASATO'S HAIR (Big Man Japan)
Whether in it's flaccid hippie state or on end and ready for action,
Diasato's hair showed itself to be more dynamic than Diasato himself.
That's not a complement.
