| Hey kids! Ever dream of writing the storyline to a movie, but thought that sorting out the details to all that plot, dialogue and character development would be a drag? Then get ready to make your dreams come true! The Bargain Bin Review presents its very own... |
| BBRAD-LIB (yes, that's pronounced "Brad Lib") Story Generator |
| It's awesomely fun and easy to play! Here's what you do... STEP 1: PICK ONE PERSON, PLACE OR THING FROM EACH CATEGORY |
| ANIMAL Lion Tiger Locust Zebra Weasel Beaver Grasshopper >choose your own!< |
| ACTION STAR Steven Seagal Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris Hulk Hogan Patrick Swayze Jean Claude Van-Damme Arnold Schwarzenegger >choose your own!< |
| DOCTOR House, M.D. Dr. Ruth "Hawkeye" Pierce Dr. Kildare "Bones" McCoy Dr. Watson McDreamy >choose your own!< |
| TIME & PLACE Renaissance-era Rome Victorian London 1880's Texas 1920's Chicago 1950's Los Angeles 1970's New York 1990's Seattle >choose your own!< |
| CLASSIC CARTOON CHARACTER Bart Simpson Buzz Lightyear Eric Cartman Curious George Hawaiian Punch Guy Garfield Joe Camel >choose your own!< |
| BIG-TIME BADDIE Darth Vader Al Capone The Joker Tony Soprano Megatron Al Swearengen Keiser Soze >choose your own!< |
| BODY PART Hands Feet Ears Chin Pectoral muscles Johnson Ego >choose your own!< |
| ACTOR / FAMOUS ROLE Humphrey Bogart / Rick in Casablanca Robert De Niro / Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver Keanu Reeves / Neo in The Matrix Samuel L. Jackson / Jules in Pulp Fiction Russell Crowe / Maximus in Gladiator John Wayne / 'Rooster' Cogburn in True Grit Tom Hanks / Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump >choose your own!< |
| TV ACTION HERO Buffy the Vampire Slayer Jack Bauer Vic Mackey B.A. Baracus Sonny Crocket Macgyver Hiro from Heroes >choose your own!< |
| INTERNATIONAL ICON Frankenstein's Monster Spider-Man Big Bird E.T. Zorro Elvis Presley Indiana Jones >choose your own!< |
| LOVELY LADY Lara Croft Paris Hilton Jessica Rabbit Lady Godiva Cleopatra Sharon Stone Wonder Woman >choose your own!< |
| PUBLIC PLACE Coffeeshop Sports bar Video store Bowling alley Library Convenience store Barbershop >choose your own!< |
| ITEMS Brass knuckles Legal papers Breath mints Cuban Cigars Boomerang fish Flavored condoms Bad jokes >choose your own!< |
| INTIMIDATING BUNCH Pirates Stormtroopers Rugby players Clowns Vikings Young Republicans Archer monkeys >choose your own!< |
| STEP 2: FILL IN THE BLANKS AND ENJOY THE HOURS OF FUN! THE [ANIMAL] LIVES AGAIN (Sequel to The Dragon Lives Again) |
The story opens with our hero, [ACTION STAR], waking to find that he is actually now in the Underworld,
which looks exactly like [TIME & PLACE]. After running into some trouble for packing [ITEMS], [ACTION
STAR] wanders into a [PUBLIC PLACE] where he befriends [TV ACTION HERO] and [CLASSIC CARTOON
CHARACTER].
But trouble always seems to find [ACTION STAR]! [ACTION STAR] quickly runs afoul with [BIG-TIME
BADDIE]'s gang. With only the kindly [DOCTOR] to mend his wounds, [ACTION STAR] must take on
[BIG-TIME BADDIE]'s henchmen, [INTERNATIONAL ICON] and [ACTOR / FAMOUS ROLE] as well as a
small army of vicious [INTIMIDATING BUNCH]!
Can [ACTION HERO] overcome such overwhelming odds?
Will [ACTION HERO] be able to withstand the advances of the seductive [LOVELY LADY]? And will
[LOVELY LADY] be able to withstand the allure of [ACTION HERO]'s famously large [BODY PART]?
Find out in... The [ANIMAL] Lives Again!
which looks exactly like [TIME & PLACE]. After running into some trouble for packing [ITEMS], [ACTION
STAR] wanders into a [PUBLIC PLACE] where he befriends [TV ACTION HERO] and [CLASSIC CARTOON
CHARACTER].
But trouble always seems to find [ACTION STAR]! [ACTION STAR] quickly runs afoul with [BIG-TIME
BADDIE]'s gang. With only the kindly [DOCTOR] to mend his wounds, [ACTION STAR] must take on
[BIG-TIME BADDIE]'s henchmen, [INTERNATIONAL ICON] and [ACTOR / FAMOUS ROLE] as well as a
small army of vicious [INTIMIDATING BUNCH]!
Can [ACTION HERO] overcome such overwhelming odds?
Will [ACTION HERO] be able to withstand the advances of the seductive [LOVELY LADY]? And will
[LOVELY LADY] be able to withstand the allure of [ACTION HERO]'s famously large [BODY PART]?
Find out in... The [ANIMAL] Lives Again!
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