ARE RELATIONSHIPS THAT
SIMPLE?
Apparently, as we'll see in this recap of the worst on-screen romance ever.
It occurred to me a while ago that you just don't see romantic movies anymore. Oh sure,
there are plenty of quality sex comedies and usually at least one canned rom-com out in the
theaters, but when was the last time Hollywood came out with a legitimately romantic film?
Don't worry, I don't know, either. But I know piss-poor attempts when I see 'em.
NOLAHN'S THESIS: You can be a whiny, immature and border-line
psychopath, but if you look pretty, you too can screw, marry and eventually kill
the hottest royalty in the universe.
Better make yourself comfortable. This is going to be a bumpy ride...
SIMPLE?
Apparently, as we'll see in this recap of the worst on-screen romance ever.
It occurred to me a while ago that you just don't see romantic movies anymore. Oh sure,
there are plenty of quality sex comedies and usually at least one canned rom-com out in the
theaters, but when was the last time Hollywood came out with a legitimately romantic film?
Don't worry, I don't know, either. But I know piss-poor attempts when I see 'em.
NOLAHN'S THESIS: You can be a whiny, immature and border-line
psychopath, but if you look pretty, you too can screw, marry and eventually kill
the hottest royalty in the universe.
Better make yourself comfortable. This is going to be a bumpy ride...
STAR WARS: EPISODE II:
ATTACK OF THE CLONES
(2002, 142 minutes, Rated PG)
A recap of the "romance" between Anakin Skywalker and Senator Padme Amidala, starring an
obviously blackmailed and/or physically coerced Natalie Portman as Padme and the world's
first completely CGI human actor, "Hayden Christensen," as Anakin.
A picture of the title character tells you pretty much everything you need to know about this
movie:
ATTACK OF THE CLONES
(2002, 142 minutes, Rated PG)
A recap of the "romance" between Anakin Skywalker and Senator Padme Amidala, starring an
obviously blackmailed and/or physically coerced Natalie Portman as Padme and the world's
first completely CGI human actor, "Hayden Christensen," as Anakin.
A picture of the title character tells you pretty much everything you need to know about this
movie:
BARGAIN BIN REVIEW
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