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| 100TH REVIEW SPECTACULAR: THE PRESS CONFERENCE |
You might not have known this, but Nolahn is actually trained in the black arts of public
relations. Now, on the eve of the Bargain Bin Review's 100th Review, Nolahn uses his oft-ignored
publicity skills to take the word to the streets!
relations. Now, on the eve of the Bargain Bin Review's 100th Review, Nolahn uses his oft-ignored
publicity skills to take the word to the streets!
| FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Nolahn, Chief Reviewing Officer Nolahn@bargainbinreview.com LOCAL B-MOVIE REVIEW SITE REACHES 100TH REVIEW REVIEWER PLEASED, DOESN’T HAVE BUS SCHEDULE OR SPARE CHANGE LITTLE FALLS, NY (November 3, 2009) – During an impromptu press conference on the steps of City Hall, local movie reviewer “Nolahn” announced that his b-movie review site, the Bargain Bin Review, will publish its 100th review this Friday. “I’m very pleased,” said the pleased movie reviewer, the Chief Reviewing Officer of “The ‘Bin,” as the site is casually known to those who have actually heard of it. “I know that for many review sites – the sort with lots of funding and free time and a staff that isn’t primarily made up of cats – reaching the 100th review is no big deal. But for us, it's been two years of plugging away each week at bad movie after unspeakably bad movie, so it’s a big deal here at The 'Bin.” Nolahn wouldn’t say which film would be reviewed for the 100th review, but did hint that it is a “famously bad film” that will likely “make his head hurt.” The site will celebrate the achievement with a 100th Review Spectacular that will spread over two weeks and include a culinary-themed Bin Special, the introduction of a number of new “Friends of The ’Bin” and first-ever State of The ‘Bin Address. “The next two weeks will feature Very Special Editions of the Bargain Bin Review,” Nolahn shouted over the sounds of jack hammering across the street, “but they won’t be the kind of Very Special Editions where we all learn an important life lesson by the top of the hour -- that is my promise to you!” Nolahn then opened up the press conference for questions. While Nolahn was asked for spare change, the arrival time of the next bus and the location of the City Treasurer’s office, no questions about the website were posed. The Bargain Bin Review is a movie review site that has been taking on the kind of films no one else will touch since November 2007. Specifically, the site reviews the kind of obviously terrible straight-to-rental films that clog up the shelves of your local video store. Ultimately, The 'Bin is looking for the best of the best of the worst -- those films that are so monumentally bad that they circle back around to being good fun. # # # For more information, go to www.bargainbinreview.com or Contact Nolahn at nolahn@bargainbinreview.com |
| Our press conference looked just like this. Except without the cameras... or the reporters... or the all people actually listening... |