The Worst of the Worst Channel
Mission Un-Accomplished.
If the mission of the Bargain Bin Review is to find the very best of movies that are "so
bad, they're good," then these are the movies that make us wish we opted to do
something -- anything -- else with our time.
While we would never recommend watching these films, we would recommend reading
our reviews of them. Hey, it's only natural to enjoy the pain of others -- why do you think
comedies contain so many shots to the crotch?
Here are our Top 12 Most Unwatchable Films:
The Zero-Asterisk Films
To break through the floor of our 1-to-4 Asterisk rating scale, a movie has to be more
than just awful or dull or poorly executed. To earn the Negative-Asterisk, a film has to
cause physical pain and make the reviewer actively angry to have sat through it.
* The One-Asterisk Films
Simply put, these movies suck.