The Best & Worst Channel
Featuring the Best of the Bad and Worst of the Worst
Unlike Billy Joel, we know exactly why we go to extremes in our Best & Worst Channel:
Because we understand very well that you couldn't give a rat's ass about what films we
thought were "okay" or "pretty good."
You want to know which films are truly so bad, they're good. And you want to know which
films are so bad, they're like visual hate crimes.
And here they are. For better or worse, all of the films presented below fall off the edge
of our standard four-asterisk scale.
Because we understand very well that you couldn't give a rat's ass about what films we
thought were "okay" or "pretty good."
You want to know which films are truly so bad, they're good. And you want to know which
films are so bad, they're like visual hate crimes.
And here they are. For better or worse, all of the films presented below fall off the edge
of our standard four-asterisk scale.
* * * * * The Five-Asterisk Films
The Gold Standard. The Elite. Movies so epically and enjoyably terrible, we had no
choice but to add a bonus Asterisk to our standard 1-to-4 Asterisk rating. If you came
here looking for movies that are so bad, they're good, then look no further.
choice but to add a bonus Asterisk to our standard 1-to-4 Asterisk rating. If you came
here looking for movies that are so bad, they're good, then look no further.
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-- The Zero-Asterisk Films
To break through the floor of our 1-to-4 Asterisk rating scale, a movie has to be more
than just awful or dull or poorly executed. To earn the Negative-Asterisk, a film has to
cause physical pain and make the reviewer actively angry to have sat through it.
than just awful or dull or poorly executed. To earn the Negative-Asterisk, a film has to
cause physical pain and make the reviewer actively angry to have sat through it.
