B-MOVIE MEATLOAF
Experiments in Films of Questionable Quality
Some things are just too big for one man to take
on alone. Like the recession or a 72 oz. steak.
And so it is with b-movies. We certainly hope you
didn't come to The 'Bin expecting an online
encyclopedia of b-movies. Even Badmovies.org
isn't that all-encompassing, and if Badmovies.org
can't do it, no one can.
But some of us have agreed to band together
every other month to take on assorted b-movie
themes. Here's our latest, and you can scroll
down to check out past helpings.
on alone. Like the recession or a 72 oz. steak.
And so it is with b-movies. We certainly hope you
didn't come to The 'Bin expecting an online
encyclopedia of b-movies. Even Badmovies.org
isn't that all-encompassing, and if Badmovies.org
can't do it, no one can.
But some of us have agreed to band together
every other month to take on assorted b-movie
themes. Here's our latest, and you can scroll
down to check out past helpings.
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Experiment 03: HAMMER FILMS (Oct09)
Experiment 02: PAUL NASCHY (Aug09)
Experiment 01: GODZILLA (Jun09)
Experiment 02: PAUL NASCHY (Aug09)
Experiment 01: GODZILLA (Jun09)
FRESHEST B-MOVIE MEATLOAF
Experiment 05: TORTURE PORN
PAST EXPERIMENTS
RED ROOM 2
* * (1984, 88 minutes, Rated R)
Monochrome Torture Porn!
By Jorge A. Lopez of Strictly Splatter. There’s vomit drinking, toothbrush
insertion up the nasal cavity with more than enough blood squirt, and
masturbation. We get to see the robot’s breasts while she rubs her ass up a
guy’s crotch. There's fighting, too, of course. -- MORE --
* * (1984, 88 minutes, Rated R)
Monochrome Torture Porn!
By Jorge A. Lopez of Strictly Splatter. There’s vomit drinking, toothbrush
insertion up the nasal cavity with more than enough blood squirt, and
masturbation. We get to see the robot’s breasts while she rubs her ass up a
guy’s crotch. There's fighting, too, of course. -- MORE --
MOSQUITO MAN * * * (2004, 92 minutes, Rated R) Half-Man, Half-Mosquito!
By Nolahn of the Bargain Bin Review
By Nolahn of the Bargain Bin Review
Experiment 04: HALF-MAN, HALF-[BLANK]
MONSTER DOG * * * * (1986, 104 minutes, Rated PG-13) Half-Man, Half-Wolf and/or Dog!
By Jose Prendes of Strictly Splatter
By Jose Prendes of Strictly Splatter
BLOOD FREAK * * * (1972, 86 minutes, Rated R) Half-Man, Half-Turkey!
By Jason Soto of Invasion of the B-Movies
By Jason Soto of Invasion of the B-Movies
BOTTOM FEEDER * * * (2006, 104 minutes, Rated PG-13) Half-Man, Half-Doggish Thing!
By Rich Wolf of Obscure Horror
By Rich Wolf of Obscure Horror
C.H.U.D. * * * (1984, 88 minutes, Rated R) Half-Man, Half-Toxic Avenger!
By Jorge A. Lopez of Strictly Splatter
By Jorge A. Lopez of Strictly Splatter
PROGRAMMING NOTE: After this experiment, the B-Movie Meatloaf will be
moving back home to Strictly Splatter. Much thanks to Jorge for letting
me take care of his baby for the past few months.
moving back home to Strictly Splatter. Much thanks to Jorge for letting
me take care of his baby for the past few months.
36 PASOS (36 STEPS)
* * (2004, 92 minutes, Rated R)
Torture Porn by Numbers!
By Rich Wolf of Obscure Horror. I went into the movie having no idea what this
was about and after a few moments, I wondered how soon the film would
simply devolve into Cinemax fare. But noooooooooo. -- MORE --
* * (2004, 92 minutes, Rated R)
Torture Porn by Numbers!
By Rich Wolf of Obscure Horror. I went into the movie having no idea what this
was about and after a few moments, I wondered how soon the film would
simply devolve into Cinemax fare. But noooooooooo. -- MORE --
STRANGELAND
* (1998, 85 minutes, Rated R)
Twisted Sister Torture Porn!
By Jason Soto of Invasion of the B-Movies. And since this is 1998, no one
was aware how creepy the Internet could be. Genevieve actually believes
she's talking to a hunky 18-24 year old boy from her town. Be kinda funny if it
was actually Chris Hansen. Anyway, Genevieve starts talking to a boy named
CaptHowdy. Howdy invites Genevieve to his house for a party. -- MORE --
* (1998, 85 minutes, Rated R)
Twisted Sister Torture Porn!
By Jason Soto of Invasion of the B-Movies. And since this is 1998, no one
was aware how creepy the Internet could be. Genevieve actually believes
she's talking to a hunky 18-24 year old boy from her town. Be kinda funny if it
was actually Chris Hansen. Anyway, Genevieve starts talking to a boy named
CaptHowdy. Howdy invites Genevieve to his house for a party. -- MORE --
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
* * (2004, 92 minutes, Rated R)
Tired Cliché Torture Porn!
By Nolahn of the Bargain Bin Review. After attending The Big Game, Aubrey is
abducted by -- I kid you not -- a member of the Blue Man Group. And here
comes the actual torture part. Yes, it’s icky. I never got this kind of stuff: It’s not
scary or interesting, just uncomfortable to watch. Congrats on making your
film unenjoyable, filmmakers! Yay, you! -- MORE --
* * (2004, 92 minutes, Rated R)
Tired Cliché Torture Porn!
By Nolahn of the Bargain Bin Review. After attending The Big Game, Aubrey is
abducted by -- I kid you not -- a member of the Blue Man Group. And here
comes the actual torture part. Yes, it’s icky. I never got this kind of stuff: It’s not
scary or interesting, just uncomfortable to watch. Congrats on making your
film unenjoyable, filmmakers! Yay, you! -- MORE --
