Bin Specials
Cock-eyed takes on movies you may have actually heard of... and
pretty much anything else we feel like slopping up here.
pretty much anything else we feel like slopping up here.
THE FIRST MOVIE I EVER SAW
This certainly will explain a lot.
Of course, there's no way to know for sure if this really is The First Movie I Ever Saw -- my folks
could have plunked Baby Nolahn down in front of a TV airing of Planet of the Apes... -MORE-
This certainly will explain a lot.
Of course, there's no way to know for sure if this really is The First Movie I Ever Saw -- my folks
could have plunked Baby Nolahn down in front of a TV airing of Planet of the Apes... -MORE-
TonyD VS. MRS. K-FED
No, I did not put him up to this -- Nolahn
In this Very Special Bin Special, TonyD faces his demons... and his demon wants him to hit her
one more time. -MORE-
No, I did not put him up to this -- Nolahn
In this Very Special Bin Special, TonyD faces his demons... and his demon wants him to hit her
one more time. -MORE-
SEXY SERIAL KILLERS
So hot right now...
I was recently challenged to write about Sexy Serial Killers. This was something of a problem
for me: Call me kooky, but I don’t find serial killers sexy. At all. -MORE-
So hot right now...
I was recently challenged to write about Sexy Serial Killers. This was something of a problem
for me: Call me kooky, but I don’t find serial killers sexy. At all. -MORE-
BARGAIN BIN REVIEW
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Reviewing the movies
no one else will touch.
no one else will touch.
ARE RELATIONSHIPS THAT SIMPLE?
Apparently, as we'll see in this recap of the worst on-screen romance ever.
NOLAHN'S THESIS: You can be a whiny, immature and border-line psychopath, but if you look
pretty, you too can screw, marry and eventually kill the hottest royalty in the universe. -MORE-
Apparently, as we'll see in this recap of the worst on-screen romance ever.
NOLAHN'S THESIS: You can be a whiny, immature and border-line psychopath, but if you look
pretty, you too can screw, marry and eventually kill the hottest royalty in the universe. -MORE-
GOBBLE, GOBBLE
Two incredible turkeys for the price of one!
In this Bin Special, Nolahn examines not one but TWO film turkeys from one of his all-time
favorite movie franchises... -MORE-
Two incredible turkeys for the price of one!
In this Bin Special, Nolahn examines not one but TWO film turkeys from one of his all-time
favorite movie franchises... -MORE-
WINNER BY A NOSE
Ways Oscar-bait puts the "special" in special effects.
What is in a nose that can make it smell so sweet? Nose hair. Nose gay. Nose cone.
Nosebleed. Nose candy. A nose for gold? Time to tackle a theory I've taken for... -MORE-
Ways Oscar-bait puts the "special" in special effects.
What is in a nose that can make it smell so sweet? Nose hair. Nose gay. Nose cone.
Nosebleed. Nose candy. A nose for gold? Time to tackle a theory I've taken for... -MORE-
WHAT WE DO FOR "LOVE"
And by "love," I mean "piece of tail."
Listen my friends to this tale of woe, of the rise and fall of a New York Lothario... -MORE-
And by "love," I mean "piece of tail."
Listen my friends to this tale of woe, of the rise and fall of a New York Lothario... -MORE-
THE TROLL CHALLENGE
The readers have spoken.
One of these trolls is not like the other / One of these trolls just doesn't belong. -MORE-
The readers have spoken.
One of these trolls is not like the other / One of these trolls just doesn't belong. -MORE-
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PATHETIC SPACE INVADERS
The Worst-Laid Plans of Mice and Spacemen
This recap -- not a review, but a full recap of the entire film, so grab a pillow and a snack -- is my
entry in the Incompetent Invaders Roundtable over at the Monster Shack. As if I needed
an excuse to watch a Godzilla movie... -MORE-
The Worst-Laid Plans of Mice and Spacemen
This recap -- not a review, but a full recap of the entire film, so grab a pillow and a snack -- is my
entry in the Incompetent Invaders Roundtable over at the Monster Shack. As if I needed
an excuse to watch a Godzilla movie... -MORE-