It's like a very sad cinematic hall of fame.
With only a few exceptions, we rate our movies on a 1 - 4 asterisk system. Yeah, that's right:
asterisks. If the movies we're watching can't be bothered with plot or character development or
decent production values, then we're not going to bother having some fancy graphics made up
for our ratings system.
Since these films are quality-optional, ratings are based on pure entertainment value:
* * * * * Top shelf entertainment -- the very best of the bad.
* * * * Good stuff! Get some buddies and some cheap booze, and enjoy.
* * * We liked it more than we disliked it.
* * We disliked it more than we liked it.
* This thing sucks!
-- Will make you want to hurt somebody.
About Our Rating System
If you only have a rough idea of what you're looking for, you can peruse our Movie
Channels over on the left. Or you can scroll through our extensive roster of film reviews
BAIL OUT ("1997," 88 minutes, Rated R) * *
THE CAT (1992, 84 minutes, Unrated) * * * *
A*P*E (1976, 81 minutes, Rated PG) * * *
DEAD SNOW (2009, 91 minutes, Unrated) * * * *
CATWOMAN (2004, 104 minutes, Rated PG-13) * * *
CROSSROADS By TonyD. (2002, 93 minutes, Rated PG-13) *