Movie reviews: You know we love 'em. But how many different reviews of the same big-budget
film based on that show from your childhood can you stand to read?
You may not know this, but those big-budget films based on that show from your childhood only
make up a small percentage of the movies made every year. In fact, most films are never even
released in theaters -- they go straight to DVD and/or VHS. And there's usually a very good
reason why those movies don't get theatrical releases: They're crap.
Think about that a moment. The likes of Catwoman, Little Man and House of the Dead have
had nation-wide theatrical releases, and those movies suuuucked. You can imagine the quality
of the films reviewed here.
film based on that show from your childhood can you stand to read?
You may not know this, but those big-budget films based on that show from your childhood only
make up a small percentage of the movies made every year. In fact, most films are never even
released in theaters -- they go straight to DVD and/or VHS. And there's usually a very good
reason why those movies don't get theatrical releases: They're crap.
Think about that a moment. The likes of Catwoman, Little Man and House of the Dead have
had nation-wide theatrical releases, and those movies suuuucked. You can imagine the quality
of the films reviewed here.
About the 'Bin...
We're looking for the best of the best of the worst -- the kind of movies that are so monumentally
bad that they come back around to being good fun. Alcohol certainly helps.
bad that they come back around to being good fun. Alcohol certainly helps.
Our Goal
Apparently, Nolahn really likes movies -- why else would he
subject himself to these films?
Here's what we know: We know the first movie he ever saw.
We know that as a kid, Nolahn once set his alarm to 2:25am so
he could watch Son of Dracula on TV. We know that Nolahn
spent his high school days working at his uncle's video store,
cutting his teeth on such films as Remo Williams and Killer
Klowns From Outer Space.
After reading the umpteenth review of Fantastic Four: Rise of
the Silver Surfer, Nolahn decided it was time to take up the
cause for all those little movies clogging up the shelves of your
local video store. And it's been all downhill from there...
subject himself to these films?
Here's what we know: We know the first movie he ever saw.
We know that as a kid, Nolahn once set his alarm to 2:25am so
he could watch Son of Dracula on TV. We know that Nolahn
spent his high school days working at his uncle's video store,
cutting his teeth on such films as Remo Williams and Killer
Klowns From Outer Space.
After reading the umpteenth review of Fantastic Four: Rise of
the Silver Surfer, Nolahn decided it was time to take up the
cause for all those little movies clogging up the shelves of your
local video store. And it's been all downhill from there...
Our Intrepid Reviewer
BARGAIN BIN REVIEW
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Reviewing the movies
no one else will touch.
no one else will touch.
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